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[zidianing]

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You have reached the Sect Leader of the Yunmeng Jiang--what? I'll set my message how I want to set it! I don't need to state my name! ... Jiang Wanyin. Leave a message.

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[zidianing]

I am not answering that question!!!

[sadflutenoises]

I'm just trying to help!

Nie-xiong's books were not sufficient study materials, okay?

[Okay, now he's laughing. Ah, the things he can get away with when he's out of Zidian's whipping range. It only lasts a moment, before he's clearing his throat again.]

Seriously though, no matter what it is, you better tell me if you need anything! Gift ideas, romantic nights out on the town, bad advice. I've got it all!

[zidianing]

[Nie--His face burns with memories of the cutsleeve books that their friend snuck in. Zidian crackles and yes, Wei Wuxian, count yourself lucky that he's out of range.]

I just need to give him the cake and ask to court him, that's all.

[sadflutenoises]

[He can just about hear the crackle through the phone. Oops.]

That's all?!

[SIGH.]

A~ah. Poor Dabo. As long as you're both committed to such an ascetic lifestyle, I suppose.

You better tell me how it goes! I don't wanna find out from Lan Zhan again!

[zidianing]

[He groans. Fucking gremlin.]

Ascetic lifestyle?!

[sadflutenoises]

[There's a fit of laughter and the phone clicks off mid-giggle.]